"These ain't the "Primes," these be the "Genrals!!!"

Wow…
Ain’t this some exciting stuff, or what???

“Do you feel me???
And it’s off to the races…

If”Ms O” wants to keep that “Slip” from showing, she is going to have to put her chips on the white horse…
“These ain’t the “Primes,” these be the” Genrals!!!””
I don’t know about the odds but (but in the room), I know that this is going to be one of the hottest races the world has ever seen… Take it from me, things are not always the way they appear, especially when the stakes are this high…

At first glance, it would appear that “the black horse” is going to pass this race up… But (now that’s a big black but in the room) the second horse slots have not been filled on either side yet… So don’t let the Reps fool you, winning is the name of this game… And more importantly, the Reps will do anything (they can get away with) to do just that, win…

I can hear the odds makers clicking now… The bookies are salivating at the mouth… And all us suckers are lining up to cast our lot for a piece of this action… But (wow, another big but in the room) the slots haven’t even been filled yet and the anticipation is off the chain… The anticipation alone is causing such a buzz that editors around the world are having trouble sleeping… They have their people out in force trying to get first drops on this story…

What story???
Well when and with whom will “BO and J-Mc” fill their second horse slots???And what a story it is!!!
Wow…
Ladies and gentlemen,“Then we are off to the races…”
Ain’t this some exciting stuff…?

Most strategist are like good poker players, they only show you what they want you to see… The best players are those who can do this without giving up the hand… Culturally, this country was founded on a gamble… And the winners were the pioneers who called the hand, betted against the odds, and raised the stakes… So again the conscious are forging a new tomorrow on a gamble…

Ok, what gamble???
The Reps are betting that “BO” will “Slip” and not pick “Ms Hill” – the white horse, as his second… Some have pegged her the “Old White Mare” but (now there is a big white but in the room) she still has a lot of race left in her… Not choosing “Ms Hill” as a second would be a fatal mistake for the Dems…“Did you ask why???”“I am glad you did…”The Reps are holding the wild card and they know it… The wild card, “Ms C” – the black horse, their secret weapon for “J-Mc’s” second…

Check it, “Ms C” is “History on the huff!!!”

Wow…
Ain’t this some exciting stuff…?

So if “Ms O” don’t want that “Slip” to show again, then “BO” better know the best bet for his second is “Ms Hill,” which ain’t no secret…“Get the picture???”“I hope so…”
Wow…I can see the headlines, “the Black horse vs. the White horse” race…And what a race it will be…

The “Primes” will not have anything on the “Genrals…”The real race will be between the “Veeps” in the “Genrals…
”WOW…
I just want to know if you can feel me…
Tell me,“Do you feeeeel me???”
“Do you feeeeel like I do???”
I just want to know,“DO you feeeeel like I do???”
If so, let me hear you say,“Yeaaaah!”
“Say yeaaaah!”
“Say yeeeees,Yes we can…”

Now ya’ll know I like to keep it exciting, so let me “spit” on a few points…
First of all, what does “flip flops” have to do with a “wedgie???”
Need I say more, didn’t think so…
Secondly, the Reps will start playing fair when “J-Mc” learns to dance…
ooooppssss!!!
Not likely to happen anytime soon…
I saw him on “Ms E…”
End of story…
Thirdly, Culturally “Ms T” ain’t got nothing on ”Ms O!!!”
“Is there a “stat” fight in the making???”
“Didn’t think so…”
“So let’s move on…”
Fourthly, “Bill” should get a grip with his “write hand” and do what he does best…
“Write maybe???”
“Now run and tell that…”
Fifth but not least, On the most Patriotic weekend of the year, we say “No more flags made in China…”
The Chinese already own the “Zero Kidd’s generation's” endowment, and they want the flag too…
Not…
Enough said!!!

These ain’t the “Primes,” these be the “Genrals!!!”