Monday, June 28, 2010

“What does a “Cougar” have to do with a “Black Panther…”"

“What does a “Cougar” have to do with a “Black Panther…”"
Wow…

This is some crazy exciting stuff…
We as a nation are experiencing the Cougar Phenom… So let’s get right at it; Check it…

“Cougars” are older women who pay younger men to have sex with them… It is not uncommon for a young hot stud to have more than one cougar which entitles him to cars, houses, and cold hard cash… Now I am not an old hater, just a hater… Either way, Culturally Speaking, there is nothing new in this new phenom except that women today outrank men in the job market and have more disposable money for this social recreation…
Now who does this effect???
Well, since women in most places out number men by five to one, men for the most part are not effected, there are plenty fish in the sea… So then who is getting the “Short-end of this Culturally -Social Shaft??? Well ladies, it is the young woman from “the age of 18 to the age of Cougar” that is losing out here… What am I talking about??? Essence has done several articles on the subject and the understanding that the “Black Cougar” is the new social phenom in the black community… The fact are, according to Essence stated, “ ”only 1 in 3 “Black women” will ever get married…”
Wow…
That is staggering …
Men are becoming a commodity, especially young six-pack racking studs… That’s where the cougars are coming in to upset the natural flow of things and eatting these young studs up… So how is this possible when “the young hot bootie-licious fully developed hot black sista” has everything a young stud should want and more??? Why is that these young “Black Panthers” can’t get a man… Well there are several reason and they all begin with ”Green…” It is simple, the cougars are paying these young boys to perform and be their trophy piece.

Wow…

Let’s make no mistake, these young men are naturally fit and full of stamina, if you know what I mean… So in these tough economical times, it is a tastie treat for the young men to cater to a cough instead of having to man-up to be with a black panther… The cougar will give these young studs everything he want; where as with the young black panther he has to be a man a bring home the bacon, instead of being the bacon…
SO when the young black panther starts to complain about virturally anything, the young black stud kicks off into her ass and then retreats back to the couger for comfort…
What is that about???
“The Cougar phenom, baby!!!”
So you young hot “black panthers,” just because your young stud comes by once in a while and hit it, don’t mean you got a man…

Here is the definition of “Got a man:

1-If ”your stud-muffin” comes over and hit it just right and he aint got to get up to rush out as soon as the phone rings… Then you got a man

2-Your Mr. Got Swagger, not only pays the bills but he will walk with you to the church, hand in hand, in his “def suite” and you in your “fly Heels…” Then you got a man…

3-If your “Mr. Hit is Right everytime,” answers his phone on or before the third ring with a “hello baby” anytime you call – you got a man… See if he answers: “Hey U, Hello little mama, Hello in any other form other than hello baby, you might not have a man…

4-If “your always got to have it,” always want it – you got a man… If not??? Well you fill in the blank…

5-And most importantly, “Your lick you up and down until you say stop,” never, never, never have “Cougar Breath…” Then you got a man…

But (big phat cougar breath but in the room) the Cougars are snatching up every “young six-pack packing black stud” under the age of 35 they can get their money filled hands on… The consequence: You “young hot sexy tight black panthers” are losing and the question is why??? It is simple, the cougars have set you panthers up for failure because the Cougars made up the rules that the panthers are living by… And the panthers are wondering what is really going on…
So you “young hot sexy cool bootyliscious black panthers” had better “woman-up” or as Essence put it, you will be alone until you yourself becomes a “Cougar” too…

Wow…

Culturally Speaking; this “Cougar Phenom” is not new and has been the fall of all the modern civilization from Rome to Kemet… When the natural order of things are set asside - the end result is destruction… A young panther can’t look forward to marrying and raising family; instead she settles for having children out of wedlock which fragments our already fragile community even further…

Wow…

The solution is for “Black Panthers” reverse this Phenom on the Cougars… THe black Panthers who fall into his hopeless statistic of never marrying a young black stud, will have to seduce and marry men 20 and 30 years their senior… Culturally Speaking; this has been going on for years but (big phat it is time to turn the tide but in the room) if the young black panther want to marry and raise a proper family - this is the answer… This is also the solution to our single parent family crisis which is the major cause of our fragmented community… Lastly, this is also the solution to changing to mindset of “Cougars…” Cougars rely on the gap in society to play both sides of the fence… They play these young guys while being supported by these old guys who either keeps them employed or dies leaving them wealthy… Then the cougar become social irresponsible thus the “Cougar Phenom…”

Wow…

This is some wild stuff…

Do you feel me…

SO what do we say to these things…

“What does a “Cougar” have to do with a “Black Panther…”"

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

"Pres. Obama: "The Audacity of "Big Oil Drunks!!!"""

Wow...

This is really some exciting stuff...
Let's get right to it...

The people of the Gulf have been intoxicated on "Big Oil" for years and as soon as the still spills they immediately go through the "DT's..." Wow... These people have a chemical dependency on the "Big Oil" like no where else in a America save Texas... And true to form, with the onset of withdrawal symptoms, comes the "craving" for "Big Oil" and their body is telling them that it "needs" more "Big Oil." As the physical symptoms of withdrawal begin to increase, taking another drink simply is the only thing that will satisfy them...
Wow... They get sicker and sicker as they watch all that "Big Oil" wash up on their coast instead of in great big drums so they can suck it up with a straw... Some of the symptoms are "mild" such as uncontrollable shakes, and sweats -- or perhaps nausea, headache, anxiety, a rapid heart beat, and increased blood pressure...

However, within six to 56 days after not drinking "Big Oil," hallucinations develop... They begin to see, taste, and smell "Big Oil" hallucinations which can last for weeks, months, or even years... Now after so many weeks of their precious "Big Oil" spilling on the beach, the people of the Gulf symptoms have progress into delirium tremens (DT's)... They are experiencing profound confusion, disorientation, hallucinations, hyperactivity, and extreme cardiovascular disturbances; to name a few...
Wow...
Now the Pres. is down their to assess their situation and he will find out very soon that short of giving them a really big drink of "Big Oil" there will be nothing he can say or do to change their symptoms... The Pres. must over look the symptom and address the real problem - "Big Oil Addiction..."
Wow... The only real treatment of "Big Oil Addiction" is to substitute it with high dosages of Medication (Drugs)... Move over "Snoop" there are 30 Millions Gulf "Big Oil Drunks" coming to a Pharmacy near you...
Wow...
I hope you feel me on this...
The people of the Gulf - James included - are acting like "Big Oil Drunks" who have emotional outburst as soon as you take their "Big Oil Bottle" from them... Ok to all you "Big Oil Gulppers" stop complaining over a few months of spilled oil when you have been "Gulping" it for years... The Pres. is not the "HMIC" (Head Maid In Charge), therefore grab a rag and start cleaning up... Besides, you are not the only situation happening in these UNited States - there are people dying in flood waters in Tenn, Ark, and Ok... I don't hear them complaining to the Pres. come down here and mop up this water... They are doing like American have done for centuries - roll up their sleeve and get to work...
You "Spoilled Gulf Big Oil Bibbers" save 11 are not dying from your addiction... So, get a grip... The Pres. is going to make sure that "BP" cough up enough money for all your medication so you can get a substitute for your addiction... Snoop you might want to buy up a huge supply, these "Gulf Gulppers" are some heavy users... Dahhhhhh!!!!
Wow...
"And who ruined the tourist industry on the Gulf beaches???" - The Gulf Gulppers by screaming "OMG the Spill - the Spill..." Crap you scared the Gulf going beach urge out of me... It wasn't until I saw the Pres. second visit down there on CNN that I realized that there was no "Big Oil" to mention washing up on the beach... See there goes those Hallucinations again... The Gov. of Miss. is not as addicted because he said from the getty-up, "Our beaches are clean- come to Ole Miss..."
Wow...
Now if you "Big Oil Addicts" were smart, you would take your boats out there and suck up all the oil you could then sell it on the open market... No one owns that oil floating on the water... You should start a "Big Oil Black gold Rush..." Force the Government to buy it from you as recycled oil, like I do with recycled cans... Now that is what you do with "Spilled Oil..."
I hope you feel me...
All I am saying is that "Culturally Speaking" we as a people don't allow the Brits from being a pain in our ass... We as Americans always find a way to "KICK THIER ASS!!!"

Wow...

who is the blame for this catastropheNow"B. P." , Johnny???

Good answer Johnny, now why can't they stop the leak???

"Stupid..."

Another good answer Johnny...
Now Johnny what would you do...
"I would fire all the engineers and hire "Cowboys...""
CowBoys, Johnny???
"Yes, COwboys know How to corral "Big Oil" then run it out through a shoot until they could stop the leak... " OH wow... So all "BP" has to do is create a mile high - mile wide corral of burlap to gather the spill around the leak then suck it out from the top because oil rises to the top of water... "
Great Johnny, you are the student of the day...

Wow...

It seems to me that if "BP" wanted to contain the oil spill they could... Besides if you are going to be "Big Oil" then be "Big Oil..."

WOw...

"Pres. Obama: "The Audacity of "Big Oil Drunks!!!"""